When I was a little kid, I used to watch The Jetsons. They had flying cars, a robot maid, and that cool machine that made full meals for them in seconds. I really thought it was a glimpse into the future. Now here I am a few decades later with a Fleshlight instead of a robot, the same microwave I’ve had since moving out of my mom’s house, and a car that just got scratched up from some asshole’s shopping cart. There are no jetpacks, no teleportation devices, or any of that cool stuff. Thank god for porn. VR sex is the only thing keeping me from declaring the future a bust.

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